Wednesday, February 01, 2006

DOSSIER ESPECIAL NAZIS: TALKING ABOUT RUBBER BOOTS AND MACHINE GUNS






Extract of a dialog…

blade: there is a Asian film called Pink Commandos where the enemy are Chinese men dressed as Nazi soldiers!
gibro: my goodness
gibro: like the Bridge of Dragons
gibro: the same
blade: I don’t know that one. Tell me more
gibro: fucking hot
gibro: and they are killed?
blade: so young looking
gibro: true
gibro: you haven't it yet
blade: don’t know how to get it. It’s rare
blade: are there Nazi soldiers??
gibro: oh yes

blade: Chinese?
blade: wow! I’m just reading about this Bridge of Dragons
gibro: so?
gibro: hot isn't it?
blade: wow! Just my sort of thing. Have u seen this film?
gibro: I have it
blade: and do any Nazi guards get killed?
blade: so Asian guys are dressed as Nazi soldiers?
blade: just seeing Asian men wear Nazi uniform is sexy for me



blade: ok. So tell me about this Bridges of Dragons
gibro: I'll watch once more tonight
blade: just the thought of Asian soldiers dressed in pseudo-nazi uniforms was enough for me to buy it
gibro: in this case you will have some fun
blade: what are the uniforms like? Helmets? Boots?
gibro: exactly! Green brown uniforms, high boots and nazi helmets
blade: wow
blade: I trust some get killed
gibro: lots of them


blade: Asians in Nazi uniforms, helmets and tall boots look great
gibro: any guy wearing that looks great
blade: true
blade: all those cheap war films made in the Philippines in 1980's
blade: so many eager young men to wear uniforms and appear as extras
gibro: don't know to much about that
blade: I want to know more about these films
blade: they would do anything just to be in a film and get some money. I fantasise about making my own and using lots of Asians as enemy soldiers

gibro: nice idea

blade: shiny helmets low over their eyes, tight uniforms and very tall shiny black boots. One by one killed in different ways
gibro: wow
blade: preferably by large western guys with beards
blade: mercenaries helping rebels fight a fictitious dictator in Asia
blade: sneaking into a fortress at end of film - slitting throatsblade: strangling them with wire
blade: silencer bullets
blade: crossbows

gibro: FUCK!!!
...

gibro: try to rent a film BRIDGE OF DRAGONS
bullsoldier: Bridge of Dragons
bullsoldier: Sounds medieval
gibro: nop
gibro: Nazi and Chinese and Gypsies together
bullsoldier: Whoa!
bullsoldier: Sounds bizarre!
gibro: it is
gibro: the Nazi are Chinese
bullsoldier: Chinese Nazis?
gibro: there is a dumb gypsy wearing tall boots getting a knife into his belly
gibro: You must see the face
gibro: a real dumb face
bullsoldier: Ooooooooh
bullsoldier: Big dumb "Oh shit I'm gonna die!" face
gibro: yes, he got the knife and we only can see his face
gibro: large lips
gibro: tongue out
gibro: opened eyes
gibro: surprised face
bullsoldier: Sounds good…

REFERENCE FILM: Bridge of Dragons (1999)
Directed by Isaac Florentine
Cast: Dolph Lundgren as Warchild, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Ruechang, Valerie Chow as Halo (as Rachel Shane), Gary Hudson as Emmerich
Runtime: 95 min

Country: USA
Language: English
Colour: Colour
Sound Mix: Dolby

No Reasons! No Rules! No Submission! No Mercy!A warrior torn between loyalty and honour.